Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 588 views
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