Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 581 views
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