Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh b
Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola:
Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?
Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG
bidi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 519 views
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It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge:
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2nd:Ab kese hen?
1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P
Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai
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Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.
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