yehi koi 12 kilo

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Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo

Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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