Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha
Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha.
Banta: chhilka to utar de...
Santa: kya jarurat hai, mujhe pata hai ki andar KELA hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..
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Ek din ped kaat diya gaya..
Ped bahot khush hua, kyuki ab uspar koi ullu nahi bethega..
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magar us ki khushi mitti mein mil gai
kyu ki...
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Ped ko kaat kar Pradhaan Mantri ki kursi bana di gai... aur Itihaas gawah
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"Aaj Bhi Us Par Ullu Hi BaithtaHai...:
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G,G
Acha G
Han G
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Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
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"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
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Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D
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Baba-nhi.
Shiv ji-jail hokar aao. Kripa aani suru ho jyegi.
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aik sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
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Yeh bus teri Maa lagti hai?
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Teri behain lagti hai?
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