husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views

23 number bus

Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
.
1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi??
.
Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Sardar's exams and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Nau jawano aage bado Santa age

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado

Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?


Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve number pe

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An Organization That Makes Men Fear Marriage

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems that in England, they had a men's club, Bachelors' Anonymous. It was highly successful in making men fear or even hate marriage.

The club provided a unique way to treat the problem of bachelors wanting to marry. They send over a mother-in-law in nightgown, hair curlers, and a mud pack.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)