husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

duniya ko mita don ga

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai

mai saari duniya ko mita dunga, mai sari duniya ko mita dunga
.
.
dosra pagal has kar bola
.
he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Murgi to anday

Murgi to anday deti hai.

Anday to sufaid hote hein.

Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.

Dood to bhains deti hai.

Bhains to kali hoti hai.

Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.

Bangali to paan khaata hai.

Paan to laal hota hai.

Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.

Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.

Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.

Machli to pani mein terti hai.

Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.

Insan to lamba hota hai.

Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.

Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.

Ha ha ha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aik patient

Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna: Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient: Meray pass kitna time hai.

Munna: Dus (10)
Patient: Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
Munna: No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),.......

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan puts in hand

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while
driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)