Poor thief

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Confidence and Confidential

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?


Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar To His Frnd

Sardar To His Frnd,
Ask Me Anything I Will Answer In English,

Frnd: Ok ‘Agarbati’ Di English Das.?

Sardar: Le Das, Ay Kera Mushkail Ay,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
in exams hall

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
student

Greàt Wørds…

“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don`t Know How People Find Time For Study.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
tell my future

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future

Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey

Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar
Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
..
..
..
.. ..
..
..
Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.

Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BAR
Me............. .!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kiraya dene ke liye aur 3

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Super pogo joke

Super pogo joke... ;)

PATI : "Main 5 din ke liye baahar ja raha hoon..."
.
PATNI : "Theek hai,
lekin jaldi aakar mujhe surprise mat dena.. warna tum khud surprised ho jaoge."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer and tech support

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjoos ki shadi

Aik kanjoos ki shadi me bar bar pani pesh kia ja raha tha
pathan bhook se behal ho kar chilaya bhai biryani mile gi pani gale me atak gia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Galti ho gayi..

Pakistani: Mera beta

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

Behan, bartan saaf karne ke ..

School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Biscuit ka packet

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook