Santa: I have swallowed a Key

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 525 views
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