Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,

Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Khushi ki waja

Railway Station pe shohar Bv ko leny gaya

Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai

or tum ?

Shohar:Wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek angrej gaun me chalta

Ek angrej gaun me chalta kahi ja raha tha raste me ek aurat se takra gaya so angrej ne aurat se kaha Sorry for that ....Us aurat ne angrej ko ek thappad mara aur kaha Ek to takarate ho upar se kahete ho saree phar de!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main apni wife ko bahut

Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?

Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)