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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
139 chars (1 sms)
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
133 chars (1 sms)
Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta
Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta
Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta
Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HUM TOO BARSO'N SAY USKI ROOH M UTAR CHUKAY HAI.......................
SAHIL.....................
WO AJEEB SHAKHS HAI K APNAY DIL MAIN DEKHTA HE NAHI..........................
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BARI MUSHKIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANKHON KO...........
TERE KHUWAB KA LALACH DE KAR................
AAJ 1 BAAR MERE KHUWAB MAIN AAO K.....................
MERI ANKHON KA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................
213 chars (2 sms)
?":":":ZINDAGI ME AANE WALE B KAM NA HONGE":":"::
":":":JANE WALE B KAM NA HONGE":":":":
":":":MANO YA NA MANNO UDDAS HO JAYEGI APKI ZINDAGI":":":":
":":":":JAB CHAHNE WALO ME HUM NA HONGE":":":
":":":"............GOOD NIGHT ALL FRIENDS":":":":":":"":
255 chars (2 sms)
Dedicated to all Girls
"LARKIYAN"
Kabhi Maum Ban K Pighal Jati Hain
...Kabhi Suraj Ki Tapish Se Jal Jati Hain
Yeh Larkiyan Kitni Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Sambhal Kay Chalain Phir Bhi Phisal Jati Hain
ALLAH Ne Rakhi Un Main Aisi Mehek
Jis Sanchay Main Chaho Dhal Jati Hain
Kabhi Zara Si Baat Par Kar Laiti Hain Aankhain Namm
Tu Kabhi Pahaar Se Ghum Par Bhi Sambhal Jati Hain
Itni Sada Kay Apni Hi Bewaqti Par
Sabar Ka Thaam Kar Daman Behel Jati Hain
445 chars (3 sms)
William Shakespeare says...
Marriage is the Only War...
In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
107 chars (1 sms)
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
194 chars (2 sms)
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Larkion k haath mei mehandi achi lgti hy...
Aur
Larkon k haath me
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mehandi wly haath...:-)
118 chars (1 sms)
A Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
in Serchin A Handsome Boy In A Crowd..
But A Boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl Whom he Loved..
156 chars (1 sms)
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
Wish You a Very Happy Deepavali…!
165 chars (2 sms)
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011
190 chars (2 sms)
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
143 chars (1 sms)