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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
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Real Story
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
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Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
Student: Wakeel..
Teacher: Wo Kese ?
Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
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31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->
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pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
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Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P
Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
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1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
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Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa
Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
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Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
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Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?
Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
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Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->
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Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!
I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
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Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..
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"MR.BEAN" ;->
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Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
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