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khurrambaber Age: 42 4848 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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1 Sardar K Ghar Me Billi Rhti Thi Sardar Billi Se Tang Akr Usy Kahi Chor Aya. Gar Aya To Bili Ussy Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.Sardar Bili Ko Dobara Kahen Dor Chor K Aya Bili Pher Us Sy Phly Gar Ponch Gai.Sardar Ko Boht Gussa Aya Ab Wo Bili Ko Boht Hi Zyada Door Chorny Gya. Wahn Sy Usny Wife Ko Phon Kya.
Sardar:bili Gar Pnch Gai Ya Nhi?
Wife:han Pnch Gai Hy
Sardar:Us Kamini Se Bol K Mujy Aker Ly Jaye Mein Rasta Bhol Gya Hon... ;->

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Posted on June, 10 2011 01:05:27 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Teacher: India Ka Jhanda Sub Se Pehle KahaN Lehraaya Gaya?

Sardar ( Kaafi Sochne K Baad ) :
Hawa MeiN

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Posted on June, 10 2011 01:12:44 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4848 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shadi Me Khana Khula Sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili Sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 01:17:49 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4848 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Sardaro Ko Phansi Hone Lagi Pehle Ko Phansi Lagai To Rassa Dheela Hone Ki Waja Se Wo Neche Pani Me Ja Gira Doosre Ko Phansi Di To Wo B Pani Me Ja Gira Or Bach Gaya Jub Teesre Ki Bari I To Wo Jallad Se Bola Bhai Ye Rassa Theak Kr Lo Mujhe Terna Nahi Aata... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 02:29:28 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4848 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Admi Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha. Admi Ne Rastey Pe Jatey Sardar Se Poucha? Sir! Apko Lift Chahey Kia? . . . . Sardar:Nahi Hamara Ghar Tou Ground Floor Pe Hai.: Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 02:31:43 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

4848 days old here
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Sabaq Phir Parh0 Sadaqat Ka Amanat Ka Shujaat Ka

Sardar:
Lo Kar Lo Bat!
Apna Yad Hota Nhi Or Sadaqat Amanat Aur Shujaat Ka Bhi Parhen

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Posted on June, 10 2011 02:32:52 PM

khurrambaber

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Circus Ka Maalik Sardar Ko Dante Hwe: Be Parwai Ki B Hadd H0ti Hai Tune SHAIR Ko Khula Ch0r Dia

Sardar: Is Se Kia Farq Parta Hai SHAIR Ko Kon Chori Kare Ga.;-)

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Posted on June, 10 2011 02:33:29 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 4848 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Bird Was Disturbing A Sardar All The Time. Finally The Sardar Caught It And Decided To Kill It Cruelly: He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It :P Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 02:34:02 PM

mak412

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sirdar jee made love to a beaytifull girl in his dream.
Next morning he went straight to the bank where it was written outside

"We will make your dreams come true"

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Posted on May, 18 2014 12:43:16 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3652 days old here
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READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

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Posted on May, 18 2014 12:46:37 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay

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Posted on May, 18 2014 12:48:53 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3652 days old here
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Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?

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Posted on May, 18 2014 12:50:09 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3652 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go... . . . A white horse fell in the mud Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 12:51:45 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3652 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 12:54:50 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 12:58:51 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3652 days old here
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:01:23 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3652 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 01:02:30 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3652 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 01:03:54 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3652 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 01:06:05 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3652 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 01:09:57 PM

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