jahn "aitebar" wahan "mohabbat"

jahan "mohabbat" wahan "khuwab"

jahan "khuwab"

wahan...."H B L"......."

Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da bara shook ay,
2nd Sardar:
Tainu role kerra pasand ay?
1st Sardar:
Ch¡cken RoLe

TUM B APNE GHAR WALO KO BTA DO WO B MAN JAYENGE.....

K

"SHAN BIRYANII K SATH QORMA MASALA FREE HAI.......

Girl: Way chal pary ho tery vargy nu love karan to pehle main mar na javan
Sardar: Fittay moo!
Mar javien kisi gareeb dy kam na aavien.

Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k tay zewar lya c.

Agar do peepal ke paudon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahen gay?
SARDAR:
Us rassi ko bolen gay "NOKIA"(Connecting peepal) :-)

Wahan ja k khoob nachne or dance krny k bad,
bola,
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O koi menu dassay ae shadi kidi ae ?.:-)

Batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hy?
Sardar:
Miss ay gal ayni Important nai,
Sochan aali gal ay hy k Choocha anday wich wariya kinj.....!:-...

see his report
Eng-6
Maths-7
Sc-4
Sst-8
Total-25
Sardar-"TOTAL" me kamaal he kar diya. Is subject ki to tution b nahi lagayi thi

His friend asked. Why are u cutting the sides of capsule.

He said. To avoide Side Effects.

"Prito: "nahi menu sharam andi ey
"Sardar: "ek wari keh de"
Prito "oo nahi"
Sardar:"dekh le fer meri pain nahi.:-P

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Sardar:
Sher de bachey Rondey nai.
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Bacha:
Saaleya Sher de Bachey School vi naii jaande.

but
Woh soch kya raha tha?
Think?
?
?
?
Aey piano wajda kyon nai...?

10 fruits k name batao!
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Sardar:
5 Amrood,
5 Maaltay ; )

Sardar: Bari ko
"maxiMUM"
Or,
Choti ko
"miniMUM"