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khurrambaber


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


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jokes achy thay parh kar maza aaya kisi kisi pay hansi aayi or koi nazar say pahly guzar chuky thay

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Posted on June, 07 2011 11:40:14 AM

khurrambaber


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Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga...

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Posted on June, 07 2011 12:54:52 PM

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abdullatif said:

Nyce Jokes Collection... . Magar becharay sardaron aur pathano ko he q
khuwaar kiya jata hai har dafa


Q k mazaq sirf yahi sardar awr pathan kr saktey hey,, awr koi nahi karsaktey
Jeeye Pathan..
awr jo Jokes is bandy ne dya hey yeh sb puraney hey..


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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:02:03 PM

khurrambaber


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AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:07:30 PM

khurrambaber


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Yar tumhara number ka kya problem hai?

mai ne abhi call ki tu operator boli

"wellcome 2 jungle aap ka matloba

bandar darakhat se ulta latka hua hai

plz try later.!

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:10:14 PM

khurrambaber


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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:18:33 PM

khurrambaber


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When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:23:40 PM

khurrambaber


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tu phool hai ghullab ka~~~

mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~

teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~

kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~~.

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:27:13 PM

khurrambaber


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SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala

TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali

MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam

SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.


ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h


EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.

RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.

PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.


FAIL-Jag suna suna lage

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:31:44 PM

khurrambaber


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Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

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Posted on June, 07 2011 01:55:43 PM

khurrambaber


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Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun

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Posted on June, 07 2011 03:38:42 PM

khurrambaber


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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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Posted on June, 07 2011 03:45:07 PM

khurrambaber


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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:18:30 PM

khurrambaber


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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:35:56 PM

khurrambaber


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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:38:01 PM

khurrambaber


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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:46:51 PM

khurrambaber


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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:53:56 PM

khurrambaber


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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:54:27 PM

khurrambaber


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Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!


Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)

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Posted on June, 07 2011 04:55:04 PM

khurrambaber


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Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!


Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)

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Posted on June, 07 2011 05:05:32 PM