Animal; 711 Jokes
Ek Kutta Diwar Pe Mut Raha Tha Ki Tabhi Diwaar Gir Gayi Aur Kutta Marr Gaya,
Tabi Se Kutton Ne Decied Kiya Ke
“Susu Karte Waqt Ek Taang Se Diwaar Ko Sahara Diya Karenge“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chinti Auto Mein Beithi Or Ek Pair Bahar Rakha.
Autowala Bada Hairan Hua Aur Usne Akhir Chinti Se Puch Hi Liya
Driver: “Mam, Pair Andar Rakho”
Chinti: “Nahi, Raste Mein Hathi Aayega To Salo Ko Laat Marni Hai, Kal Saala Aankh Maar Ke Gya Tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nayi Aayi Dulhan Ko Saas Apne Pass Bitha Ke Samjha Rahi Thhi.
Saas: “Beti Ab Tum Mujhe Apni Maa Or Apne Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhna”
Tabhi Darwaje Par Ghanti Baji, Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Pati Aaya Tha.
Saas: “Kon Aaya Hai Beti?”
Bahu: “Maan, Bhaiya Office Se Aaye Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Khargosh Roj Lohaar Ki Dukan Pe Jata Thha Aur Puchhta Thha
Khargosh: “Gaajar Hai?”
Lohar Hamesha Ye Sun Kar Usko Inkar Kar Deta.
Esa Kayi Dino Tak Chalta Raha.
Ek Din Lohaar Ko Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Khargosh Ke Daant Tod Diye.
Fir Kya Huaa…
Agle Din Khargosh Aaya Aur Bola: “Gaajar Ka Juice Hai Kya?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Santa Chota Thha Aur 5th Class Mein Tha.
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha: “Is Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Animal Konsa Hai?”
Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Zebra”
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Wo Kaisi?”
Santa: “Ji, Wo Blck And White Hai Na Isliye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha, Ek Din Vo Usko Leke Sadak Pe Ghuma Raha Tha.
Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Dekha Aur Uska Majak Udate Hue Bola.
Policewala: “Arey, Apne Bhai Ko Leke Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”
Pappu Pyar Se Muskurate Hue Bola: “Ji, Police Mein Bharti Karwane“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P
WahahahhHaha:p
by Daniyal Ali (few years ago!)
Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha visky Pi K Tunn Tha
Billi:
Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati
Chuha:
Chali Ja
Nhi To Log Kahengey K Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.:-*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy mai tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lion ne ek buddhe ko pakad liya.
Buddha :- Mera khoon to thanda ho
chuka hai kisi jawan ka taza garam
khoon piyo.
Lion :- Koi baat nahi aaj cold drink pine
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.
Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?
Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A mouse was dancing & enjoying in a Lion's Wedding. An Elephant was surprised to see this and asked: Hey Buddy, Why are YOU dancing & enjoying so much?
Mouse continued enjoying & dancing & replied calmly: You may not be knowing, but before my marriage, even I was a Lion.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.
A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"
Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"
2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)