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Some stupid students

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

by (few years ago!)
Chemical formula for water

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

by (few years ago!)
A bank robber

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

by (few years ago!)
Difference between a cat and a comma

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

by (few years ago!)
Kamal Ki Cheez

Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

Salesman: 1 Lakh..

Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)

by (few years ago!)
Mithai Ki Dukan

Dost: Tumhari Mithai Ki Dukan Hai,
Tum To Bohat Mithai Khaty Ho Gy..

Pathan: Nahi Yara,,
Abba Ras-Gullay Gin Ker Jata Hai
Is Liye Sirf
"Chooos" Ker Rakh Deta Hun.. ;-) :-D

by (few years ago!)
Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon

Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D

by (few years ago!)
Pathan Can Prove Anything

Teacher: Ek Tota Haathi K Uper Betha Aur
Haathi Mar Gaya..
Prove How is This Possible.??
Pehly Haathi Ka Naam Tota Rakho Aur
Totay Ka Naam Hathi,,
Then This Is Possible.. ;-) ;-p

Pathan Can Prove Anything :-D

by (few years ago!)
Pathan Sarak K Kinary

Pathan Sarak K Kinary
Cigret Pety Huwy Bhag
Rha Tha?
Bhag Q Rhy Ho?
Pathan:Hum Dekh Rha
Hy K Cigret Kitny KM
Chalta Hy

by (few years ago!)
Mene Usay Phone

Mene Usay Phone
Kiya Wo So, Rhi Thi
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya,
Main So, Raha Tha:)
#Moral:- Jaisi Karni, Vaisi Bharni...

by (few years ago!)
Motorcycle double stand

Jin larko se motorcycle double stand per nai lagti

Wo be larki se keh rahe hote hai

Fikar mat kero mein ho na

by (few years ago!)
Use the word "beans"

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

by (few years ago!)
Fat cow give you

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Egg!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the Goat give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" -

by (few years ago!)
A farmer near a field

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

by (few years ago!)
2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..

2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

by (few years ago!)

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