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Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to
dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay
hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi
hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara
hy!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 patan ne jali note banaya

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki
topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…
=P;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interviewer asked sardarji

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR

EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne BF ko call kiya or kaha
Mere ghar par koi nahi hai
Boyfriend uske ghar gya
Sach me koi nahi tha
Tala laga tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
choti choticheezein

Santa: Zindagi mein bahut si aisi choti choti
cheezein hain jo bahut bada dard de jati hain
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: agar yakin na ho to alpin per baith kar
dekh.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun
per Meezan oil lagain.
Kyun K. Her cheez
Meezan main achi lagti hay.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
UMar Sharif
Nawaz Sharif
Shehbaz Sharif
HaMza Sharif
Jab k aurton Me sirf
Babra Shrif
aur
Amna Sharif

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A New Poster Outside

A New Poster Outside The Bank For the Year
2015. . .
Petrol & CNG Loans Available Here:-D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kya tumhe patahai ki permission ke bina

Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata
hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi
ander aaya hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha number

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha
tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske
paas

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate
hai,
Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir
bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal
he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
New Krishna to Radha-

New Krishna to Radha-
Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu
Radha Gori
Main Kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori
Radha – Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve
Story…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
... Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Huaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Huuuuuuuuuuun ;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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