Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.

"kia hua"khawand nay kaha

"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 769 views

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

TumHaRe Abu KitNe SaaL K Hain?

TeacHer:TumHaRe
Abu KitNe SaaL K
Hain?

BaCHa: JitNe
Saal Ka Me Hu

Tchr:Wo Kesy? Bacha:JiS
Din Me Peda HuA
Usi Din To wO ABu
BaNy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

More Blonde Q&A

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Complan

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi
GOLU Ne Window Se Dekha, Socho GOLU Kya Bola
Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy Ko Bolo
COMPLAN Pilaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Height of Innocence

Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
.
Madam: Who are you?
.
Kid: My Papa Speaking !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)