Other; 3338 Jokes
1 larki class me gana ga rahi thi
"ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME touch me.."
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Ek larka utha owr larki ko cho kar bola
"Hemmat hai tu agay ga kar dikhawo"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A very philosophical statement:
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"When I fall in love with my books
My bed falls in love with me"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student?
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Ans: FACEBOOK
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sometimes It is better to bunk off a class and enjoy with friends
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Because today when I look back,
My marks never makes me laugh But these memories do!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ques: What is common in Air and Students?
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Answer: Both turn the pages of book without reading
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ques: What is common in Air and Students?
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Answer: Both turn the pages of book without reading
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Law of Conservation of Knowledge
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"No matter how long the Lecture is, the knowledge before and after Lecture remains the Same
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Son: Papa Good News hai
Father: Kia?
Son: Apko yad hai na, ap ne kaha ta ke agar mai Exam me Pass howa tu ap mujhe 5000 rupey daingy?
Father: Han
Son: Apke 5000 bach gay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
"New Exam Song"
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Tu paper paper karti hai
Tu result se kion darti hai
Ek bar mujhe batla de tu
Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai
Kia hota hai paper mai
Paper ka laga don dhair
Mai parish kardon paperon ki
Ju tu ho jaye mairi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Sir! Ammi abbu lar rahay tay eslie
Teacher: Ammi Abbu lar rahy tay tu tum kion late aye??
Student: Maira 1 joota ammi ke pas tha owr 1 abbu ke pas
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boy and girl went on a Date
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Baap ki call ayi: Beta kahan ho?
Beta: Practical kar raha hon
Baap: Dehan se practical karna kahin Exam se pahly na result aa jaye
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Students were asked to write a "Sign Board" for traffic for University gate;
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They wrote: "Drive carefully, don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Es Mohawary ko estimal karo "Mun mai Pani aana"
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Sardar Student: Jaise hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke chalo kia, mere mun mai pani aagia"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)