Entertainment; 4091 Jokes
EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pati daaru pi kar apni patni se kehta hai,
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo
Ki mere kadam zameen par na tike...
Patni ne kaha kaho to faasi pe chada du.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ki biwi kho gayi, vo Ram ke mandir gaya,
Bhagwan ne kaha paas ke Hanuman mandir jao,
Meri bhi unhone dhundi thi.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ande ke haath mein `Torch', behare ke haath mein `Radio',
Gunge ke haath mein`Mike', bewakuf ke haath mein `Mobile'!
Kya zamana aa gaya hai...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
Used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
GUEST- Beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha ?
CHILD- Wedenesday ko...aur apka ??
GUEST- Sunday ko..
CHILD- Aap jhoot bol rahe ho Sunday ko toh chhuti hoti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? Us ne mujhe roka tha kya.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan k pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ladka shadi se pehle spiderman,
Sagai ke samay superman,
Shadi ke samay gentleman,
Shadi ke 10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga,
Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2010 aa jaye ga,
Himmat kr Abhi waqt hy “PAKISTAN”se Bhag ja,
Wrna
Agly saal tu”BHOOK”Se Mar jaye ga :->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)