Humor; 1404 Jokes
Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?
Pathan soch main Gumm...
After some time, Pathan Answered:
John Cena!!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:
1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:
"O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.
Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.
Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.
2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.
Pathan: Who is speaking?
Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.
OR kaha
Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..
Poocha: Q...?
Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!
Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.
Pathan bohat soch kar bola:
"Al-Androoni"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:
Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)
Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:
Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.
Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:
Logo ne pocha kyou?
Phatan:
Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain.
Phatan:
Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay?
Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho..
Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho?
Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)