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santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them
Some1 asked what r u doing?
Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hy!
Kitne Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Docter :
santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !
Santa : Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..
Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.
Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa school me hans raha tha,
1 ladhka bola chup kar
santa:-Q,tum kon ho..?
Ladhka:-main moniter hu
Santa bola:-main CPU hu...Ab bol...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In an examination hall, a gal asks santa sitting on d desk next 2 her,
"Mujhe is answer ki starting bata de baki main likh lungi".
Santa said, The"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.
Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA
1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN- PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NAHI HOTA.
SANTA- KESE NAHI HOTA EK BAJAJ KA DE OR EK USHA KA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi
Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)