Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare .

. Khud uthkar apne hath se . . .
Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 505 views

A Cat's Dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,

Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chor¡ K¡,

Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha L¡.

Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao

Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Zabrdast Misunderstandin

Zabrdast Misunderstandin g
.
.
Jewellery shop me ek admi ki
zabrdst pitayi ho gyi,
.
.
.
Reason Usne Sales girl se kha ki
"Aaapki ek - ek item gazab ki
hai"
.
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.
Aaj sone ka kya rate hain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe

Bacha:
Mene Hathi K Samne 12 Apple Rakhe
Usne 11 Khaye Aik Q Nhi Khaya?

Aadmi:
Hathi Ka Pait Bhr Gya Hoga.

Bacha:
Nhi
12wa Apple Plastic Ka Tha.

Acha Dubara Mene Hahti K Samne
12 Apple Rakhe To Us Ne Aik B Nhi Khaya Q?

Aadmi:
Saare
Apple Plastic K Honge.

Bacha:
Nhi Galat
Is Dafa Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

once a husband

Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed

him,then he leave,

After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)