Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain …
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy….
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