parda
larka(burqay wali ko cherte hue)
Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
Kesi ho meri Khalida?
:D
Burqay wali: Ghor se dekh Kameenay na Dalda na Khalida
Main hun teri Walida...
by zunaira (few years ago!) / 622 views
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