Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli

Dulha bola ,
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tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 507 views

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar

Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne Ke Bad Bola.

Banta: “Yaar Main To Ghar Chala, Aaj TV Pe 40 Feet Ka Saamp Dikhane Wale Hai, Maja Aa Jayega Dekh Ke”

Santa Udas Hote Hue: “Haan Yaar Maja To Aayega, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”

Banta: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Kya Karu Mera TV To Sirf 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mar gaya haramkhor

Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Iam feeling dizzy for one hour

patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)