Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?
Sardar:
Nai, Ohda Paper C.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 533 views

humain aisi larki chahiye

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

important law

Law professor:
“Which is the most important law of finance
for starting a new business?”

student:
“father in law”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I gave a moving performance

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
...
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj Ke Bacche

Aaj Ke Bacche.. :D
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Postman knocked the Door..
.
A Kid came wid cigrete in
mouth &
Beer in hand.. .
Postman:" Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:"Abe Bhootni K, Mujhe Dekh Ke

Lagta Hai Baap Ghar pe
Hoga..:p :O :D

Kid RocKz - Postman shock :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)