Fair Wife Husband With Black Baby
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni wife ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai,
Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya,
Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 512 views
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