Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 479 views
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