wife gladly speaks
“What a pleasant surprise.. You came home early”
Wife speaks so gladly.
I was forced to do it. I have to obey what my
boss told me to do. He ordered: “GO TO HELL”
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 606 views
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May he got some accident.
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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Orat ke zindagi lambi,haseen hansti muskrati aur tention se azad kiun hoti hai?
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
aik admi nay sadak pay aik pathar pay likha huwa dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain
by shahzad (few years ago!)
Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Sardar:4 apples.
Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,
Sardar to his frnd:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Frnd:6 apples
Sardar: O jaa yaar.. tu 4 bolda ty enna shugal lagna c…
by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!)
Wife:Suna He K janat Me Husband k sath WIFE ko nahi rhne dete
HUSBAND: ACHA suna hai..
... Wife:Aisa Kyun ?
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Husband:Arey Pagli Isi liye To Usy Janat Kehte Hein.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?
husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.
Wife: koi baat nhi,
Ab me agai hu na,
Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)