kal meray knawab main
Husband (jalane k liye):
“Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi.
Wah kya ladki the
Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.?? :/.
Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? :O
Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha :p
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 556 views
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