Modern Insult-
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Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you
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Girl :- Apni shakal dekhi hai
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Boy:- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata…:p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 495 views

Adat Bohat Achi Lagti he

Wife:
Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hy Ya
Aqalmandi?
Sardar:
“Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat
Achi Lagti he,,,

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Humara Baap Kaun Hai?

Ek Kuttiya Ne Dus Bachche Diye,
Bachcho Ne Bade Hokar, Apni Maan Se Poocha

Bachche: “Maan Humara Baap Kaun Hai?”

Kuttiya Ne Kaha: “Tamiz Se Bolo Papa Sms Padh Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho

Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What`s he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

Ek Sardar Ne Frog Se Pucha:
Sardaro Me Dimag Hota Hai?

Frog Ne Kaha Nahi Aur Pani Me Kood Gaya..

Sardar: Isne Sucide Kyu Kar Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)