Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye
Teacher:”Agar sache dil se God se prathna ki jaye
To woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu:”Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti…:p :O :D :D
Teachar Shocked – Pappu Rocked..:D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 570 views
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