2 Ghadhe{Donky} Apas Main Bateen Kar
2 Ghadhe{Donky} Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2nd to Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri
Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 525 views
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