Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 522 views

Medam boy se

Medam boy se- kahan h copy, kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?

Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaadi ke bad Rakhi apni dady se

Shaadi ke bad Rakhi apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi ,Dady:

Shaadi main jhagde to hote rahte hai fikar mat karo.

Rakhi: Woh toh thik hai par ab Laash ka kya karun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ek Baba Jee se

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen
ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi
shadi nahi karta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)