Pathan
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye
by HAQ (few years ago!) / 544 views
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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
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Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan namaz parhne gia
or 2 baar wojo kia
kisi ne pocha:khan sahab 2 bar kis lye wojo kia?
Pathan:aik baar toot gia to dosra kam aae ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.
Son: What did you say to them?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:tujhe pata hai k log mujhe bhagwan mante hain.
Banta:kaise?
Santa:me jab bi kahen jata hon to log kehte hain
haye bhagwan to pher aa gaya
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena
hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)