Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 614 views

Pathan 1st time jahaz

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

To Reduce Depression

To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots

Sir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?

Students- KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi Jagah Jahan Aadmi Nahi Ja Sakta

Rammu to his brother: Esi kisi jaga ka nam batao

jisse banaya to admi ne hai
magar phir bhi wo wahan pe ja nahi sakte?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is self insult

What is self insult ?????
.
.

An angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
.
.
.

Pappu(sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir…
.
.
.
.

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot
.
.
.
Meri taraf Dekho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)