Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
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Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Dost:5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!
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