Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum
Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi
Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum
Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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