Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..
BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain
Band Ker Leen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker
Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?
Memon: Moo Dikhaee…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 504 views

Tell me the names of any 5animals

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5
animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Meezan oil ka faida

Ab rishty wale ap ko dekhne aayen to apne mu par meezan ka oil laga dena,




kiun k



har cheez meezan me achi lagti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai

Buhat Jald Wo Zamana A Raha Hai

Jub Hum 3 Hrs Mae Puri Duniya Ka Safar Kerain Gy,

1 Hr Plane Mae

Aur 2 Hrs Airport

Pohanchny Mae.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

One day ya t20 karwa do

Sardar ki maan bemar howi docter k pas le gae.
Docter :is k test hon ge
sardar:tests ki in ki umer nai one day ya t20 karwa do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)