Sardarni write massage
Sardarni Writes Msg 2 Srdr:
“Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?Msg Karke Batao”
Srdr Writes 2 Her:
“Nahi Bata Sakta,Balance Kam Hai!!!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 519 views
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