Pathan n Sardar
Pathan: Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan: Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar: Thanks Yar
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 562 views
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