Khana bna rhi thi

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar
hai'?
Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 507 views
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