Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade
the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 509 views

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha,

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

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...
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 memon or arbi

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dus Bees Laddu

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???

Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!

Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

1 Din Chira Bola: (zakhmi halat main... in recovery situation)

Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?

Chirya:

Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena

Chira:

Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta

Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye

Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy

1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga

Tbhi Chirya Boli:

Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.

Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya

Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti

Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha

Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K

Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)