Apni mat waj jandi aye
Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:
“baba ji koi changi mat deo”
Peer ji:
“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar
Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 465 views
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