Kitna roya tha wo apni mehboba ko call kar k
faraz
jab rat k 3 bje tak wo sunta raha
ap ka matlooba number dosri line pe masroof hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 500 views

Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar

Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar

hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa..

DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.??

Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se:

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan in pizza hut

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo

Ek Molvi Bus Main Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat
Apny Bety Ko Bar Bar Ye Hi Bol Rahi Thi:
Beta Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Kha Lo
Warna Main Is Uncle Ko De Doon Gi

Jab Us Aurat N 4th Bar
Ye Hi Alfaaz Boly To Molvi Ghusse Se Bola:
O Baji Gi Jaldi Faisla Karo,
Halway K Chakkar Main
4 Stop Agey Aa Gaya Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)