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Friend to Pathan:
Yaar Ye Tattey Khujane Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?
Pathan:
BALL Tampering…!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 496 views
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Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahey They
Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene ek horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya
hai”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is difference between
bus conductor nd driver...
Ans.Conductor so jaye to kisi
ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka
ticket kat jayega...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A woman died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to her, "Before you enter, can you tell me God's first name?" She thought for a moment and then said, "Andy." St. Peter was astonished and asked, "How did you come up with Andy?" "Well," the woman replied, " we sing it in church all the time.
Andy walks with me, Andy talks to me, Andy tells me I am his own."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)