"O HERO"
ZindaGi me aGar kuch krna hy to aisa kr JaO
k jis Gali se B GuzrO
har ghar se tumhe pukara Jaye
"O HERO"
Yahan se Bhe KACHRA Utha le..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 556 views
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