Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 504 views

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Patni Chahiye

A sardar gave an Ad in matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"

He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Rajni was the guest

Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC.

Amitabh says: Computer ji,
Rajnikantji ko pehla sawaal poochiye.

Computer: main lifeline use karna chahta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya main kabhi tumharay khwab mein aatee hun

Bivi: Kya main kabhi tumharay khwab mein aatee hun … ?

Shohar: Kabhi nehin ! Main Ayatul Kursi parrh ke sota hun …

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)