Jab Khyber Female Aye To
A Pathan & His Wife Were
Waiting 4 Train
Itne Mai Khyber Mail Aa Gai
Khan Bhaag K Train Mai Char Gaya Or Apni Wife Se Bola Jab Khyber Female Aye To Aa Jana
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