At the Indo-Pak border, an Indian officer shouts
at a Pakistani spy,”Goli maar dunga!” The
Pakistani spy replies, “Goli se darr nahi lagta
sa’ab, ‘Kohli’ se lagta hai!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 495 views

Judge Wakeel

WAKEEL:
My Lord, Kanoon Ki Kitaab K Safa Number
15 K Mutabik Mere Mowakkil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaye,
JUDGE:
Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye,
(Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi)
Judge Ne Safa Numbr 15 Khola
To Us Mein 5000 K 4 Note Thay,
JUDGE:
Es Tarha K 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Ki Jayen.:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Baizati

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

One day evening a Sardarji

One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye
Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)